- Erica Billups
GIFTS FOR ANYONE WHO LOVES NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION
Calling out to the Jolliest Bunch of A**holes this Side of the Nuthouse! If you know someone who is as obsessed with National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation as we are, then this is the gift guide you’ve been waiting for. We’ve assembled the most comprehensive list of gifts any Clark Griswold fan will love, making this the Fun Old Fashioned Family Christmas they’ve always dreamed of.
“Jelly of the Month Club” Subscription
What’s better than money? Jelly! Go full-on Mr. Shirley and show how much you truly appreciate him or her with this one-of-a-kind holiday bonus. As Uncle Eddie says, “It’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.”
“You Serious Clark?” T-Shirt
So, uh, we heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sled on his way in from New York. And yes, we’re serious!
Christmas Eggnog Moose Mugs
We’re pretty certain eggnog tastes 100 times better when it’s drank out of a Moose Mug than a regular glass. “Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?” - Clark Griswold
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ornaments
Some of the holiday’s hap-hap-happiest memories are made around the Christmas tree (little full, lotta sap), so why not add some Christmas Vacation flair, with these iconic moments memorialized forever as ornaments. Here’s some of our favorites:
Clark’s Cozy Dinosaur Pajamas
For the man who remains a child at heart, these cozy flannel dinosaur jammies will bring back all the feels of an old fashioned family Christmas, just like Clark Griswold. Let’s just hope you don’t get stuck in the attic while wearing them…
Uncle Eddie’s Winter Trapper Hat
We all know they’re not one for charity, but it will be a real nice surprise when you gift them with this hat inspired by Uncle Eddie’s iconic winter favorite.
Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse Wooden Sign
Let’s call ‘em like we see ‘em, just so everyone knows exactly what they’re getting into at each and every Christmas celebration. And to say… “Welcome to our home… well, what’s left of it.” - Ellen Griswold
Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater
It’s like the whole movie wrapped up in one sweater. Literally. The best parts of the National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation movie are knitted into this one single sweater. So trust me when I say, any true Clark Griswold-Super Fan will love every inch of it. And may even wear it all year round.
